Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Our California Looneislature

Here in Californiastan, our full-time legislature is in the process of harvesting a bumper crop of new bills. During a typical year, the overwhelmingly Democrat legislature will pass nearly the same amount of bills as the rest of the nation combined. And since they are such busy beavers, they have years ago gone through all the good-stupid bills, such as the one that allows a student to use whatever bathroom he/she/it feels best matches its/her/his gender identity at that particular moment. Now, the poor legislatures must plow the fields of the bad-stupid bills, like the ban on the free, convenient, sanitary, strong, biodegradable, but, oh so bourgeois, plastic grocery bag; in favor of the bulky, stained, bacteria-laden, hard-to-remember, hated, but hippie-friendly, reusable bag. They focus on these efforts while the state has approximately $138 Billion of unacknowledged debt. All the better to establish a Non-Worker’s Paradise on Earth Gaia.

Be assured, our progressive elites are eying the excessive firearms freedoms we enjoy here in the Grate State of California. This year, there is an overflowing bed-pan of anti-gun legislation. It’d be repetitious to say they are unconstitutional, unworkable, ineffective, expensive, ill-considered and malicious attempts to hurt the unreeducated bitter-clingers that are somehow still in the state.

A partial list (my ulcers) of the proposed legislation includes:
  • Adding single-shot handguns to the “Safe” Handgun List process;·        
  • An expensive and onerous license and individual purchase background check requirement for anyone (legally) buying ammunition; ·         
  •  Criminalizing “homebuilt” (80% lower) firearms;·         
  •  Registration of BB-Guns;·         
  •  And worst of all, the horrendously unconstitutional Gun Violence Restraining Orders and Firearm Seizure Warrants to be issued with a mere accusation.
All is not lost, as our Governor Moonbeam, "Flaky Jerry" Brown, is now an island of reasonableness in the Looney-Left sea of Sacramento. Such is the state of California politics. All friends of Gun Rights should contact the Governor’s Office and politely urge Gov. Brown to oppose all these bills. 
Governor Jerry Brown  
c/o State Capitol, Suite 1173  
Sacramento, CA 95814
Phone: (916) 445-2841
Fax: (916) 558-3160


These are just a few of the reasons that, as a Fifth-Generation Californian, I will soon be moving to Texas. 

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